One of my dear friends and coworkers used to call a certain other coworker DAAP, which stood for "dumb as a post." (Said coworker no longer works in my firm, by the way.)
No, Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) did not work for my company. But she fits the bill perfectly.
Now she claims that the founding fathers were the ones who abolished slavery.
Seriously. I'm crossing my fingers--seriously--for a Palin/Bachmann Republican ticket.