|What more could a woman want?|
|Haven't you always longed for a bottling outfit?|
|Now that's a tactic I've not previously considered--|
act just like a little child. Cry and he'll get it for you.
And don't those gifts look appealing?
|Or a gift of lung cancer?|
|Just what I've always wanted!|
My own enormous case of Camels!
|The family that shoots together stays together!|
Gee--3 boys! Just like our family.
What do you think, honey?
Matching guns for the 5 of us?
*These ads are all courtesy of this great web site: "Top 48 ads that would never be allowed today," and all are in the creative commons.